For the dad, the daddy, or the dangerously overinsured.

Finally, a hat that says what your LinkedIn can’t. The Dead Inside dad hat is for the emotionally unavailable, financially responsible, and mortally aware. Clean embroidery on the front, existential dread all around. Low profile. Adjustable strap. Maximum detachment. Perfect for silent cries at the gym, ignoring texts, or reviewing your insurance policy like a legend. Join the cult. At least we’re insured.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh